Brent: What is so great about Family Night?
Hayley: I think it’s so great because we can all get together and have a time to be together and, like, spend time with each other.
Brent: How many numbers are there?
Hayley: Infinity and beyond.
Brent: If you could choose any ice cream toppings, what would they be?
Hayley: Chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Marshmallows. Hot fudge.
Brent: Would you like to have another brother or another sister?
Hayley: Sister. They aren’t so, like, wild, like you are.
Brent: Why are boys smarter than girls?
Hayley: I don’t know.
Brent: Why do kids have to wait until they’re 16 to drive?
Hayley: Because they can see better and they can learn how to drive.
Brent: What are three things you can do with a banana?
Hayley: Peel the skin, eat it, put it in cereal.
Brent: What is your favorite book?
Hayley: Germs, Germs, Germs.
Brent: Why is Dad so great?
Hayley: Because he wrestles with me and takes care of me.
Brent: What is so fun about wrestling?
Hayley: When you tickle me. And I like when I tickle you. Getting unstuck.