Brent: What is so great about Family Night?

Hayley: I think it’s so great because we can all get together and have a time to be together and, like, spend time with each other.

Brent: How many numbers are there?

Hayley: Infinity and beyond.

Brent: If you could choose any ice cream toppings, what would they be?

Hayley: Chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Marshmallows. Hot fudge.

Brent: Would you like to have another brother or another sister?

Hayley: Sister. They aren’t so, like, wild, like you are.

Brent: Why are boys smarter than girls?

Hayley: I don’t know.

Brent: Why do kids have to wait until they’re 16 to drive?

Hayley: Because they can see better and they can learn how to drive.

Brent: What are three things you can do with a banana?

Hayley: Peel the skin, eat it, put it in cereal.

Brent: What is your favorite book?

Hayley: Germs, Germs, Germs.

Brent: Why is Dad so great?

Hayley: Because he wrestles with me and takes care of me.

Brent: What is so fun about wrestling?

Hayley: When you tickle me. And I like when I tickle you. Getting unstuck.